Confessions On My 33rd Birthday
1. Today I had lunch with the editor of Bob Barker's autobiography, and I was all, "YOU KNOW BOB BARKER??? AWESOME!!!"
2. I actually enjoyed that nature special on television last night. The one about Owls of North America. I think I would like to order the complete Birds of Prey set on DVD.
3. I've been eyeing that Dyson vacuum at Target in a way that's not entirely appropriate. I think you could say I have feelings for it.
4. I asked my husband to buy me a bulletin board for my birthday, and when I accidentally saw it sticking out of the bag in the back of the car, I felt like a school girl on Christmas morning (I GOT IT! YES! THANK YOU SANTA!!!)
5. Next year, I plan to ask for a Bocce Ball set. And a metal detector.
6. Ope! Five in a row ... I've got BINGO!




Comments
you are, quite possibly, one of the funniest writers ever! Happy birthday to you, and may all of your birthday wishes come true ... corkboards and all!
Happy Birthday hilarious person who pens Her Humor :)
And don't forget to say, "arrrrrg." You do share your day o' birth with Talk Like a Pirate Day, after all.
UPDATE: I just figured out your birthday was yesterday. Sorry. No pirate talking for you.